1.Pastor said all virgins stand up let me pray for you Precious no stand o watyn happen.😝😝
2.Don't block them all.You must leave one Olooriburuku to deliver screenshots to the rest of the rest of Oloriburukus.👏
3.I have lost my goat and now it has been 3days seeing my neighbor with toothpicks every now and then.✌️
4.Yahoo boys don make us dey fear oyinbo friend request,We no even know who be who again.lmagine Jackie Chan dey beg for MTN recharge card.👀
5.When someone I hate falls on the floor.
Me:Is the floor okay😆
6.Na so dey ask one guy this question "Can you sell your destiny for $200billion???"
The guy said what do I need a destiny for? When it is already in my destiny to fulfill my destiny 😁😁😁😁
7.Benefit of writing WAEC twice,You get to own two calculator.
8.Teacher:Who was the first politician to soak garri.
Me:SHEHU SHAGARRI.
9.Imagine listening to a love song and no one comes to your mind 😒😕😁 that is the final stage of being completely single
10.Forget cruise some girls DM empty nobody dey toast them
