Jokes

 1.Pastor said all virgins stand up let me pray for you Precious no stand o watyn happen.😝😝

2.Don't block them all.You must leave one Olooriburuku to deliver screenshots to the rest of the rest of Oloriburukus.👏

3.I have lost my goat and now it has been 3days seeing my neighbor with toothpicks every now and then.✌️

4.Yahoo boys don make us dey fear oyinbo friend request,We no even know who be who again.lmagine Jackie Chan dey beg for MTN recharge card.👀

5.When someone I hate falls on the floor.

Me:Is the floor okay😆

6.Na so dey ask one guy this question "Can you sell your destiny for $200billion???"

The guy said what do I need a destiny for? When it is already in my destiny to fulfill my destiny 😁😁😁😁

7.Benefit of writing WAEC twice,You get to own two calculator.

8.Teacher:Who was the first politician to soak garri.

Me:SHEHU SHAGARRI.

9.Imagine listening to a love song and no one  comes to your mind 😒😕😁 that is the final stage of being completely single

10.Forget cruise some girls DM empty nobody dey toast them